- Straight haired person: Just comb it!
- Curly haired person:
- me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
- me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
swing your thigh over mine. I like it
when you do the same old thing
in the same old way.
And then a few kisses, easy, loose,
like the ones we’ve been
kissing for a hundred years."
look the problem is that i have enormous faith in humanity and i will fight to the ends of the earth for humanity and i am a champion of the man on the street who just wants to pick their kid up from school and being ordinary is amazing and every human being in the world is amazing and everyone has the potential to be incredible
but also i would really rather be some kind of teenage witch who is the subject of an ancient and powerful prophecy and who has magical powers and good lipstick and interesting occult tattoos all the time, so